Key: D
Introduction: D G A
D G A D
Dear Penis, I don' t think I like you anymore
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You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D
Oh Dear Penis, I don' t like you anymore
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It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
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Thats all we needed to get by
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Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
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Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
D G A D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
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Cause when you get to drinkin' , you put me places I' ve never been before
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Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
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Why can' t we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
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Come to terms with truly how we feel
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If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
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Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
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Oh and Rodney while youre shavin' , shave my balls