I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.
Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco?
Tell me why, They went through lots of Crisco?
Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier?
But, Kimmy Gibbler got it this way.
After eight years with them, in a house with two men;
They were my second family.
The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear;
And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me.
Sometimes the show wan't that funny;