Key: E
Introduction:
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I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.
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Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco?
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Tell me why, They went through lots of Crisco?
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Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier?
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But, Kimmy Gibbler got it this way.
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After eight years with them, in a house with two men
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They were my second family.
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The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear
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And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me.
Sometimes the show wan't that funny