Well it sure didn't take too long
I woke up one morning, she was gone
And the note that she wrote didn't say "Dear John"
It said, "Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone!"
She was a home-grown mountain girl
Raised in a different world
I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle
I just couldn't see it wouldn't work
And now I'm double fisting longnecks
and grapefruit and Stoli
But I'm never getting over Jolie
Well, I pulled myself in my car
And I drove on down to the bar
Well I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun