Key: G
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Well it sure didn't take too long
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I woke up one morning, she was gone
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And the note that she wrote didn't say "Dear John"
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It said, "Goodbye, sucker, I'm gone!"
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She was a home-grown mountain girl
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Raised in a different world
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I was a wanna-be rocker, she was more into Merle
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I just couldn't see it wouldn't work
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And now I'm double fisting longnecks
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and grapefruit and Stoli
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But I'm never getting over Jolie
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Well, I pulled myself in my car
And I drove on down to the bar
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Well I gathered up all of my guns
And a pipe bomb just for fun