Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out
Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out
Make like a little lamb, and wham, you're horn
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero
Make like a Mister Big; they dig a hero
You've got to sound your "A" the day you're born
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach
I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach: Reach
Make like the world's your pudding, but light the brandy
Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy
There'll be no love in bloom come dooms day morn
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
In civilized jungles females adore
The lions who come on swingin'; if you wanna score - roar
You can be either read to or be the reader
You can be either lead or be the leader
Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn
Take in some air and get your lips puckered
Before you find you're simply too tuckered
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn