Key: G
Introduction:
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
Make like a Mister Milquetoast and you'll get shut out
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
Make like a Mister Meek and you'll get cut out
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
Make like a little lamb, and wham, you're horn
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
Make like a Mister Mumbles and you're a zero
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
Make like a Mister Big they dig a hero
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
You've got to sound your "A" the day you're born
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
The taller the tree is the sweeter the peach
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I'll give you the whole maguilla in a one word speach: Reach
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
Make like the world's your pudding, but light the brandy
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
Even the mildest kiss is a dan, dan, dandy
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There'll be no love in bloom come dooms day morn
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
In civilized jungles females adore
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
The lions who come on swingin' if you wanna score - roar
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You can be either read to or be the reader
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
You can be either lead or be the leader
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Don't wait until you're told you're old and worn
Am9 Am7(b5) D13 D7
Take in some air and get your lips puckered
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Before you find you're simply too tuckered
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn
G7M Bm7 A#m7 A#º Am7 D7
I tell ya, chum, it's time to come blow your horn