VERSE
Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends
Now I?m in a sanitarium wearing depends
Done a lot of damage but I feel ok
The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
Oh yeah, well alright!
You know I?d break out but I?m too weak to fight
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE
These therapy sessions they get oh so sad
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad
She never knew why, oh now its clear
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
Chorus
We have 12 step meetings, and boy, they're fun
We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, I wish we had guns
An hour outside, it's like a vacation
It?s like a fucking prison, but we get medication
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
Chorus
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright