Key: D
Introduction:
DA
VERSE
D A
Cigarettes and Heroin are my only friends
Bm G
Now I?m in a sanitarium wearing depends
D A
Done a lot of damage but I feel ok
Bm G
The Thorazine I take it makes the monsters go away
G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F#
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
G A Bm
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know it sucks in here and its so lonely at night
D A
Oh yeah, well alright!
D G
You know I?d break out but I?m too weak to fight
D A D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright
VERSE
D A
These therapy sessions they get oh so sad
Bm G
Some crackhead bitch found out she hates her dad
D A
She never knew why, oh now its clear
Bm G
Oh god, please get me the fuck out of here
G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F#
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
G A Bm
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
Chorus
D A
We have 12 step meetings, and boy, they're fun
Bm G
We drink coffee, and smoke cigarettes, I wish we had guns
D A
An hour outside, it's like a vacation
Bm G
It?s like a fucking prison, but we get medication
G/F# G G/F# G G/F# G G/F#
And my doctor says, "Son if you apply yourself here,
G A Bm
You?ll be working at McDonald?s in about two years"
Chorus
D A D
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well alright