Boy number one made a picnic for two
Though you was nervous, I thought I was cool
Until I found out that his mom made the food
It was good though
Boy number two had a beautiful face
I happily agreed to go back to his place
His wife really had some impeccable taste
She was sweet though
I've been on this ride
This rollercoaster
This carousel
And I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Boy number twelve had a look in his eyes
Balled up in seconds and he started to cry
Told me he loved me the very first time
Oh, no
Who knows what I'm in for
With boy number I can't keep count anymore?
I've been on this ride
This rollercoaster
This carousel
And I'm getting nowhere
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Got a weekend in paradise and I'm probably gonna never call you
I'm probably gonna hurt your
I got big plans to take care of you I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars
I'm probably gonna hurt your
I got a lake house in Canada and I'm probably gonna harvest your organs
I'm probably gonna hurt your
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings