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Introduction: G Am B7
Em
Boy number one made a picnic for two
G
Though you was nervous, I thought I was cool
Am
Until I found out that his mom made the food
B7
It was good though
Em
Boy number two had a beautiful face
G
I happily agreed to go back to his place
Am
His wife really had some impeccable taste
B7
She was sweet though
C
I've been on this ride
C
This rollercoaster
D
This carousel
B7
And I'm getting nowhere
Em G
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
Am B7
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
Em G
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
Am Em
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
G Am
I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
B7
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Em
Boy number twelve had a look in his eyes
G
Balled up in seconds and he started to cry
Am
Told me he loved me the very first time
B7
Oh, no
Em G
Who knows what I'm in for
Am B7
With boy number I can't keep count anymore?
C
I've been on this ride
C
This rollercoaster
D
This carousel
B7
And I'm getting nowhere
Em G
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
Am B7
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
Em G
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
Am Em
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
G
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Am B7 Em
Got a weekend in paradise and I'm probably gonna never call you
G
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Am B7 Em
I got big plans to take care of you I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars
G
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Am B7 Em
I got a lake house in Canada and I'm probably gonna harvest your organs
G
I'm probably gonna hurt your
Am Em
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings
Em G
Boys around the world, I want to believe that
Am B7
When you chase a girl it's not just for one season
Em G
I can see the future, say it like you mean it
Am
I got a beach house in Malibu and I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings