June fourth 2005
will always be remembered as the day that I,
looked into the mirror, and confirmed my suspicion,
I'm losing my hair.
I thought about labisha, but pain in just one ball really freaks me out,
I went down to Boswell institute,
The salesman told me it's only as much as a car to get a transplant.
With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me.
NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
(Repeat)
Bruce Willis is fucking hot!
And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy.
I look just like that dude from snatch
If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool
I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) (x2)
Gonna be a bald guy some day some day