Key: E
Introduction:
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June fourth 2005
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will always be remembered as the day that I,
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looked into the mirror, and confirmed my suspicion,
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I'm losing my hair.
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I thought about labisha, but pain in just one ball really freaks me out,
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I went down to Boswell institute,
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The salesman told me it's only as much as a car to get a transplant.
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With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me.
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NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
(Repeat)
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Bruce Willis is fucking hot!
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And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy.
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I look just like that dude from snatch
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If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool...
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I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) (x2)
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Gonna be a bald guy some day...some day....