Chords
Bald Guy

Key: E

Introduction:

E                                 A  
     June fourth 2005
                E                                                                                            A  
will always be remembered as the day that I,
                                E      E7                                    A                              Am7  
looked into the mirror, and confirmed my suspicion,
E      E7/4         E  
I'm losing my hair.
E                                      G#                            A                                                            B                                    G#                              E  
I thought about labisha, but pain in just one ball really freaks me out,
E                                                         G#  
I went down to Boswell institute,
A                                                                 B                                            C#m                         A  
The salesman told me it's only as much as a car to get a transplant.
E                            G#                 A                                                                    B  
With only 3 weeks of head scabs, that's not for me.
B  
NO, if it's balding I am then it's a bald guy I'm gonna be!
(Repeat)
C#m         G#  
     Bruce Willis is fucking hot!
C#m                            G#  
     And Captain Picard is generally regarded as sexy.
C#m                                                                                                            G#  
     I look just like that dude from snatch
                                                                A                                                                                              B  
If I just start working out, and buy some clothes I'll be so cool...
E                                    A  
I'm gonna be a bald guy (bald guy) (x2)
E                         A                    B                         E  
Gonna be a bald guy some day...some day....