Floating in space at the edge of time
In a universe that we can't define
Billions of stars in the endless night
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
Yes, we always take the time…
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To milk the snake
Girls do the taco handshake
I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German
Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
We all take matters into our own hands
With the five finger army we invade our pants
We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time)
If it was a crime…
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh
To pull the handbrake
To play vagina DJ
She's gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
He burps his baby, she's putting on a puppet show
Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
I'm gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight