Key: E
Introduction: E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5
E A
Floating in space at the edge of time
E A
In a universe that we can't define
E A
Billions of stars in the endless night
E A
Tryin to find purpose for our lives
E A
Yet we still take the time (still take the time)
E A A5
Yes, we always take the time…
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To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
E5 A5
To milk the snake
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Girls do the taco handshake
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I'm gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight.
E A
Whether you're English, French, Japanese, or German
E A
Whether you're at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman
E A
We all take matters into our own hands
E A
With the five finger army we invade our pants
E A
We'd all be doing time (yes we'd all be doing time)
E A A5
If it was a crime…
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To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh
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To pull the handbrake
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To play vagina DJ
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She's gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight
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He burps his baby, she's putting on a puppet show
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Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
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He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe
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Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo
A B E
I'm gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight