The Little lady standing next to me,
Isn't she a pretty thing?
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand.
Another fella can tip his hat,
And I'm as gentle as a pussy cat.
But let it go much further than that, and he's a dead man.
'Cause that's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
Politician on my TV,
He says he's only looking out for me.
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run.
But every year he gives hinself a raise,
With a chunk of every buck I make.
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun.
That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
Ain't looking for no trouble,
Don't wanna start no fight.
Don't want more than I've got comin',
I only wanna do what's right.
Just treat me like I treat you,
And we'll get along just fine.
But mister, take one step across that line
N/C
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on our bad side.
INSTRUMENTAL
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones,
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones.
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me.
There aughta be a law against cowboy rap, (you're right)
And all that boy band crap.
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no
But that's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side.
That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
That's a good way,
That's a real good way,
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
INSTRUMENTAL TO FADE (same chords as above)