Key: C
Introduction: D
D C D
The Little lady standing next to me,
G F D
Isn't she a pretty thing?
C G
I'm the one that put that ring on her left hand.
D C D
Another fella can tip his hat,
G F D
And I'm as gentle as a pussy cat.
D C G
But let it go much further than that, and he's a dead man.
G D
'Cause that's a good way,
G F D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
D C D
Politician on my TV,
G F D
He says he's only looking out for me.
D C G
He says he knows what the poor man needs in the long run.
D C D
But every year he gives hinself a raise,
G F D
With a chunk of every buck I make.
D C G
Now he's talkin' like he wants to take my shotgun.
G D
That's a good way,
G F D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
G C
Ain't looking for no trouble,
G F
Don't wanna start no fight.
D C
Don't want more than I've got comin',
D F
I only wanna do what's right.
G C
Just treat me like I treat you,
G
And we'll get along just fine.
C G/B Bb A
But mister, take one step across that line...
N/C
D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D
That's a good way to get on our bad side.
G F D Am C D G F D C G/B Bb A
INSTRUMENTAL
D
I like Van Halen and I like George Jones,
C D
Charlie Daniels and the Rolling Stones.
C G
Bocephus when he rocks and rolls still kills me.
D
There aughta be a law against cowboy rap, (you're right)
G F D
And all that boy band crap.
D C G
A little sissy in a cowboy hat ain't country, no...
G D
But that's a good way,
G F D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D G
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
C G/B A D
Yeah, that's a real good way to get on my bad side.
G D
That's a good way,
G F D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
G D
That's a good way,
G F D
That's a real good way,
C G/B A D
That's a good way to get on my bad side.
INSTRUMENTAL TO FADE (same chords as above)