I dream of occasional fanzine mentions
I've been to one too many David Lynch conventions
I play postal chess with a man who doesn't know me
I've got a better frown than Tony Iommi
And I've got a 4AD 3DCD, a 4AD 3DCD, a 4AD 3DCD
And I'm on a foundation course.
Formed a band and had loads of good songs like
"Love Froth Tuesday", "Pancake Candy Shoes"
Got a good guitarist but he's got a sad barnet
"Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills"
It's me 4AD 3DCD, me 4AD 3DCD, me 4AD 3DCD
And I'm on a foundation course.
Playing eerie madrigals on the campus egg slicer
I'm a pop sensation, I'm an all round icon.
"Thank God Cardigan", "Laugh Crash Sunday School"
"Kiss Cream Carnival", "Lime Sky Spooky Pills"
The flotsam, the jetsam, the cherubim and seraphim
On me foundation course, of course, you're the man, Ray.
It's me 4AD 3DCD, me 4AD 3DCD
David Dundas got no rock cakes, it don't worry me none bro'.