I was wor-king late on my Haftor-ah
When I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
I opened it up and to my surprise
There was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
He says ‘tomorrow my son, you will be a man
But tonight’s the time to join the wolfen clan
Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
But tonight let’s gaze at the moon and bay’
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky scary
D (full stop)
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky scary
D (full stop)
The next day what happened the Talmud didn't teach (oh there's more)
I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
Then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
And I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws
I growled and I roared and my rabbi did as well
It was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel
N.C.
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Spooky scary
D# (full stop)
We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club
They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub
I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks
We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes (Uh uh)
Then I remembered the premise of my song
I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone
So we pulled ourselves together and we’re wolf men again
Just in time for monster fight to begin (no)
All the country club employees were brain sucking pack
Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack (no, man)
So we fought them and some Draculas and Frankensteins too
Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah, even if you’re not a, aroo
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (There’s not such thing as Frankensteins, steins)
Spooky scary (There’s no plural Frankenstein)
Boys becoming men , men becoming wolves
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
Kooky hairy
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves