Key:
Introduction:
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I was wor-king late on my Haftor-ah
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When I heard a knock on my bedroom-doorah
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I opened it up and to my surprise
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There was a werewolf standing there with glowing gold eyes
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He says &lsquo tomorrow my son, you will be a man
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But tonight&rsquo s the time to join the wolfen clan
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Tomorrow you will stand at the bimah and pray
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But tonight let&rsquo s gaze at the moon and bay&rsquo
G
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
C
Spooky scary
D (full stop)
G
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
C
Spooky scary
D (full stop)
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The next day what happened the Talmud didn't teach (oh there's more)
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I got up in front of everyone to give my little speech
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Then my teeth turned into fangs and my nails into claws
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And I nearly dropped the Torah when my hands turned into paws
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I growled and I roared and my rabbi did as well
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It was a rocking werewolf zoo at Temple Beth-Emmanuel
N.C.
G#
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
C#
Spooky scary
D# (full stop)
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We had a reception at the Larchmont Country Club
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They served a real nice brisket and an eight foot party sub
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I danced with my cousins, I got money from my folks
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We had a lot of fun making circumcision jokes (Uh uh)
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Then I remembered the premise of my song
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I was at a nice reception but the werewolf part was gone
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So we pulled ourselves together and we&rsquo re wolf men again
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Just in time for monster fight to begin (no)
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All the country club employees were brain sucking pack
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Who had all turned into zombies and were on the attack (no, man)
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So we fought them and some Draculas and Frankensteins too
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Cause you gotta love Bar Mitzvah, even if you&rsquo re not a, aroo
A
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah (There&rsquo s not such thing as Frankensteins, steins)
D
Spooky scary (There&rsquo s no plural Frankenstein)
E
Boys becoming men , men becoming wolves
A
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah
D
Kooky hairy
E
Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves