Key: G
Introduction:
Gb Ab
Have been told that you only date nice guys
Gb Ab
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth
Db Gb
Your ass just hit pay dirt
Gb Ab
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth
Gb Db
Here's a rose bouquet
Gb Ab
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée
Gb Ab
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride
Db Gb
While also flying kites
Gb Ab
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
Gb Ab Db Gb
Then after sex I'll cry
Gb Ab Db
Cry
Gb Ab Db Gb
And also before sex I'll cry
Gb Ab Db
Cry
BRIDGE
Bbm Ab Gb Bbm Ab
(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient
paleontologist?'cause I want to date you badly)
Gb Db
Watch a film with me
Gb Ab
Hop in my carriage, this is like your dream
Db Gb
Any movie we see
Gb Ab
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed
Gb Db
Now it's almost dawn
Gb Ab
I can communicate with newborn fawns
Gb Ab
Now they'll perform an ancient forest dance
Db Gb
That will melt off your pants
Gb Db
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
Gb Ab Db
Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I)
Gb Ab Db
Cry
Bbm
(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking
about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly