Key:
Introduction: G Em C9 G C9 G Em C9 G C9 G
G Em
You're one of those elephant hunters from Ebbsfleet
C G
Primordial soup of a man
D Em
And I know the trouble you've gotten in
C9 G
And leave this trouble half-cottoned down
D Em
If I know better, I don't know better
G C9
If I know better, I don't know better
G Em
The pigeon's half-alive
Am7 G
The other halfs' in bed
Em
We'll pray for the pigeon, or half, at least
C9 G
And pray he's not half-dead
D Em
If I know better, I don't know better
G C9
If I know better, I don't know better
G Em
The bartender looks like George Best
C9 G
Plenty of them do
Em
Look at the way that George went astray
C9 G
And has since been misconstrued
D Em
If I know better, I don't know better
D G C9
If I know better, I don't know better
G Em
Got caught in a sacrilegious embrace
C9 G
We're entrepreneurs in the field
G
Till' we rolled on the bones and we made them our own
C9 G
And the road to contention was sealed
D Em
If I know better, I don't know better
G C9
If I know better, I don't know better