Chords
Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off

Key: E

Introduction:

 E                                                                                                                             A 
    Watch out world I?m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I want.
 E                                                                                                                       A 
Lonely heathland here I come, deathless useless bracken underfoot.
 F#m                                     Bm     E 
  Happy days are here again,
 F#m                                                     Bm 
  It?s just like I?m fourteen again.
         E                                                                                                                                                           A 
And I can?t cope but don?t tell your mom, not while she?s got Medicine Head on the phone.
 E                                                                                                                               A 
I need pills to help me sleep, and I need pills to wake me up as well.
 F#m                                             Bm     E 
  Factory Prankster of the Year
 F#m                                         Bm 
  Once upon a time and a half, time and a half.
               E                                             A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)
               C                                       E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.
                                                               A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)
               C                                       E             A   E   A   C 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.
Verse
                 E                                                                                                                                                   A 
There?s people who can?t spell ?weird? right, driving ?round with thousands in the bank.
         E                                                                                                                               A 
But I get by - got a lot on my mind  I get by ? got allotments on my mind.
 F#m                                         Bm     E 
  The three men I admire most
 F#m                                                 Bm     E 
  The Father, Son and Mickey Most
 F#m                                                   Bm       E 
  Took the last train for the coast
 F#m                                                   Bm 
  And rendezvoused with Peter Glaze to kill Don Maclean.
               E                                             A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)
               C                                       E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.
                                                               A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on)
               C                                       E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off.
           C                                             E 
Sign on with no hope in your heart
                   C                                                         E 
When you walk through a storm, you get wet.