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Back-to-back Cadfael, Ross Kemp on Watership Down
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Are we living in the last days?
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My life coach died in a car crash; plummeted his mother into hopeless despair
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She hangs around the laurel walk ? I never know what to say to her
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Have you seen Tommy Walsh?s Eco House?
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I?m at the mercy of the local scold, she knows, I know she knows about the bothy on the Knoydart
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I should have listened to Pop Tart Mark
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And had the head dissolved in acid by a Belgian clean up team, I?ve taken 90 Bisodol
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I?ve had a bellyful of Tommy Walsh?s Eco House.
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I used to hanker after her when days were merrier
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Before the ground floor flat West Highland Terrier, Kathleen Ferrier tickets in the post
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All them Lib Dems done gone to Cropredy, Tories to Cornbury
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As for me, I?ll take the TGV to Zurich and jump off the roof of Dignitas
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And leave a note saying: ?Here lies the bloke, the only bloke in Harpurhey
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Who wasn?t at the Lesser Free Trade Hall? - Y?all think on
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While you?re capturing the zeitgeist they?re widening the motorway.