Key: G
Introduction:
G C
I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
G C
She's ninety and you're a teen
F C
I'm trying to cheer you up
G C G C
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
G C
Crach, bam, now you're looking good
G C
Tip Top, now you're feeling good
F C
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
G C G C
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
C F
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines
C F
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens
Bb D#
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
Bb F C
Wake up to music and say you're too sick to go to work
Soon, you will lose all your zits
Bb F C
Don't eat that ice cream it is vanilla, give it to me
Don't eat that pastry what's in the middle, give it to me