Key: A
Introduction:
Gºand
they're on in two minutes.
Scooter: (knocks)Two muinutes Mr Pavarot, er, Mr Plac, er Mr Tenors
A E
I've never met, a man-ah like-ah you before
F#m C#m
You make me feel like a woman
D A Bm E
Oh and you touch my long blond hair, and read my poetry, the things you do to me
A E F#m A
I'm a young attractive blond who sing country songs
D A E
To a lonesome country girl this city is tough
A C#m F#m C#m D
It's all about the music, stop looking at my cleavage
A E A
Unlike Kasey Chambers I am pretty enough, I am pretty enough.
Aand D
Kermit, are we getting away with this?
K: Absolutely!
A E
I've never met a frog like you before
F#m C#m
You made me feel like a pig slash woman
E
It's extasy
Aand D
Tenor: Did he get a nice shot of your kankles?
MP: What!?
A E F#m C#m
I'm a young magical swagman with a pet bunyip
D A E
If you've seen that show it was a bit of a farce
A E F#m C#m
I was young I was in love I needed the money
D A E
When you're in the public eye your past always bites you on the arse