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(4/4) So you're gonna live in paradise with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir
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gins. So you're gonna sacrifice your life for a ride on a UFO.
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And when the Lord comes down with his shimmering chariot of sal vation
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Your gonna be the first to know.
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And so if... (2/4)
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(3+2+2/4) God was there from the very beginning. He invented men and
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women. Then He also invented wanking. Then He said wanking was
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sinning. So now if I'm feeling randy I'm not allowed a hand
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shandy, but having sex with my (6/4) family, that is just fucking
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Great. It's all there in Ezekiel 8 just be fore he opens up His big pearly
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Gates and says that it's a sin to take it up the date. Even if it's great, even with your
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mate (2/4) B7
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So you're gonna live in paradise
With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
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gum or the Middle Eastern e quivalent which suggest that God's om
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niscience is nullified by his am bivalence. Unless it turns out that he's
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impotent and if God can't get a boner I guess that euxplains the ple
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thora of huge erections in His honour. Cos we all know a steeple is just a
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subconscious, compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff
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penis. And still He tell us that it's heinous to stick a penis up your a
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nus, even if you're famous even if you like
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tennis (2/4) B7
(Double Time)
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So you're gonna live in paradise with a ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir
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gins. So you're gonna sacrifice your life for a ride on a UFO
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And when the Lord comes down with his big, stiff, slimy rod of judgment
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(6/4) I'm gonna be the first to go, he's gonna send me down be
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low, he's gonna whip me like a ho. D'ya really think so?
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(4/4) I&rsquo m gonna be the first to go