Key: G
Introduction: G C G C D
G C D
Half past four? Half past four? You said half past ten to us
G C D
No dry ice? No dry ice? Hey, Jason they've got no dry ice
G C D
There is no way on earth they should be on after us
G C D G C D(4x)
Five K? Five K? They can't even play their instruments.
G C D
Listen squire, who d'you think sold this thing out anyway?
G C D
Them lot there? Them lot there? They haven't even got an album out
G C D
Sound man, sound man, we've got our own sound man
G C D
CND? CND? We're not going on after Chas'n'Dave.
G C D
I don't care, I don't care, hello boys, there's a change of plan.
D
You're going on after Crispy Ambulance
D
You're going on after Crispy Ambulance
D
You're going on after Crispy Ambulance
D G C D(rpt)
You're going on after Crispy Ambulance.