Key: A
Introduction: Am Em Am Em
Am Em Am Em
A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site
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And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (whistle), ta Neil
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And you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation,
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Wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied
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On their newly built wall, laughing their hods off.
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Cringe!
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Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
It?s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.
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And there?s the person who collects all things Pierrot and loves Siamese cats
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And thinks they?re sophisticated ?cos they eat Fry?s Chocolate Cream
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And they?d do anything to spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert
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Who?s full of eastern monosodium glutamate,
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And they always have a portrait of a sad clown on the wall
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And they go to charity shops and tend to become slightly orgasmic
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At the thought of vampire lust.
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Cringe!
Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
It?s one more thing to gripe about as I while away my days in bed.
Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
Reasons to be miserable, another good excuse to be dead
Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em
It?s one more thing to gripe about as I while away the days in bed.
Am Em Am Em
And I don?t know anyone who puts peaches on their cornflakes either!