Key: A
Introduction:
A G F Eb D C B7
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D D7 C C7
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G Bm/F#
I know you know what you know,
Em G/D Am
But you should know by now that you're not me,
D7
Talk about a month of Sundays,
C7 G
Toffee-nosed wet weekend, as far as I can see!
Am Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
C
Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
G Bm/F# Em G/D Am
Bible -punching heavyweight, E - vangelistic boxing kanga - roo,
D7
O - rangutan and anaconda,
C7 G
Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse, ...even Pluto, too!
Am Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
C
Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
F Eb D C B7
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F Eb D C B7 A7 B7
One man's civili -sation is a - nother man's jungle, yeah,
D D7
They say revolution's in the air,
C C7 G
I'm dancing in my under - wear, 'cause I don't care!
Am Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
C
Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, do a ...poo -poo!
(Wooo!)
G Bm/F#
Walkie-talkie man says, "Hello, hello, hello!"
Em G/D Am
With his ballerina boots you can tell he's always on his toes,
D7
Hanging from a Christmas tree,
C7 G
Creeping like a Bogeyman getting up my nose!
Am Bm
Hey, diddle -diddle, (Wooo!) the cat and the fiddle, (Wooo!)
C
Piggy in the middle, do a ...poo -poo, a ...poo -poo, poo!
(Wooo!)
C Bb F7 C
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C Bb
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home,
F7
This little piggy had roast beef,
C
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy,
F7 C
All the way home! / / / /
C Bb
This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home,
F7
This little piggy had roast beef,
C
And this little piggy had none, poor piggy,
F7 C
All the way home!