Key: D
Introduction: D G A D G D G
D G
Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long
D G
And it seemed the love was passing me by
D C#m F# G
So I thought I better do something about it
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you
D G
Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau
D G
Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form
D C#m F# G
Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall
G7M A A9
Oh no, too many questions
D7
I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be
D7
She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy
E7 Gm7
Won't it be fine when
A
I find her
D D/F# G
Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre
D D/F# G
Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her
D C#m F# G
Somewhere we could take a good look at each other
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Smile and say hello or walk away
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Smile and say hello or walk away
A
So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath
Bm
I never shaved so close before
G E
I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes
Bm
I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose
Am
Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good
A D
Like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne
D G
Hey... Do you know you remind me of someone
D G
But I'm here making eyes at you
D C#m F# G
And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Close the files, turn the page, start anew
F7(b9) A7(b9) D
Close the files, turn the page, start anew