Chords
Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday

Key: E

Introduction:

difficulty
very easy |||||
                                  E                                              A  
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
     B                                                                         E  
Whatever you do watch what you say
                          A                                                 B                    C#m  
If youre easily offended well thats okay
                     A  
Its a completely non-offensive and
B                                                            E  
politically correct holiday
E  
We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
E  
How bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
                     B                                 E  
how lovely are thou branches
E  
Why am I getting bleeped again?
you gotta say Holiday
E  
Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
                                  E                                            A  
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
B                                                                              E  
Whatever you do watch what you say
                        A                                                      B                 C#m  
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Why do these people have to feel that way?
                             A  
Its a completely non-offensive and
B                                                    E  
politically correct holiday
E  
Im just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
E                                                            B7                    E  
bearing gifts weve traveled real far.
E  
Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
E  
We three kings of Asia are.
E  
That sounds like horse----
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
                                  E                                            A  
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
     B                                                                         E  
Whatever you do watch what you say
                     A                                                      B                 C#m  
If youre easily offended well thats okay
                                                                                                                                                                                                             A  
Its a completely non-offensive and
B                                                 E  
politically correct holiday
E  
Hohoho!
No.
                F#              A            E  
and a happy ne--- year.
E  
We cant say new  itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!