Chords
Kevin Bacon

Key: C

Introduction:

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Tripod: If it is true that there's just six degrees of near,
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                Why am I so lonely?
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                I drift from town to town nomadically.
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Gatesy: Nobody wants me, 'cause fame is so fickle,
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                If this town's a burger,
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Tripod: Then I am the pickle.
Scod:     It's about Kevin Bacon, by the way.
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Yon:       'Cause I get thrown out of the town,

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Yon:       Like the burger, you know, sliding down the... I'll leave that.

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Tripod: Such a shame that I got arrested,
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Gatesy: For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
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                All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
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                It's just 'cause my name is...
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Tripod: ... Kevin Baco___n,
Gatesy: Bacon - pork... get it?
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Tripod: But they didn't get it and I'm sittin' here in gaol,
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                Doin' the hand-spider movement.
Yon:       People who weren't at this gig will never get this joke... get over it.
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Tripod: I had to bunk up with a former politician,
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Gatesy: I use that term rather liberally.
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                Then Pauline busted some rhymes for me.
Gatesy: (Rapping) You feelin' like you failed,
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Tripod: Kevin Bacon,
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                Kevin Bacon.
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                It's a joke I'm makin'...
Gatesy: Get it?
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Tripod: So I jumped on the thing that looked just like a camel,
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                Mixed with a deer or a pony.
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                I rode off into the sunset with my alpaca,
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                I was no longer alone-y.
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                Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
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                Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
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                It's such a shame that I got arrested,
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                For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
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                All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
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Gatesy: It's just 'cause my name is...
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Tripod:   ... Kevin Bacon,
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                I'm not fakin',
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Gatesy: I'm making a statemen',
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                I'm Kevin Bacon!