Key: C
Introduction:
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Tripod: If it is true that there's just six degrees of near,
F C D
Why am I so lonely?
G Am E
I drift from town to town nomadically.
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Gatesy: Nobody wants me, 'cause fame is so fickle,
F C
If this town's a burger,
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Tripod: Then I am the pickle.
Scod: It's about Kevin Bacon, by the way.
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Yon: 'Cause I get thrown out of the town,
D G
Yon: Like the burger, you know, sliding down the... I'll leave that.
C D
Tripod: Such a shame that I got arrested,
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Gatesy: For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
C D
All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
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It's just 'cause my name is...
C D
Tripod: ... Kevin Baco___n,
Gatesy: Bacon - pork... get it?
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Tripod: But they didn't get it and I'm sittin' here in gaol,
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Doin' the hand-spider movement.
Yon: People who weren't at this gig will never get this joke... get over it.
G Am E
Tripod: I had to bunk up with a former politician,
F C D
Gatesy: I use that term rather liberally.
F C D
Then Pauline busted some rhymes for me.
Gatesy: (Rapping) You feelin' like you failed,
C D
Tripod: Kevin Bacon,
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Kevin Bacon.
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It's a joke I'm makin'...
Gatesy: Get it?
G Am E
Tripod: So I jumped on the thing that looked just like a camel,
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Mixed with a deer or a pony.
G Am E
I rode off into the sunset with my alpaca,
F C D
I was no longer alone-y.
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Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
D G
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo oooh...
C D
It's such a shame that I got arrested,
G Em
For wearing an obscene T-shirt.
Em D
All it said was, \"Kiss Me Then Pork Me\",
G
Gatesy: It's just 'cause my name is...
C D
Tripod: ... Kevin Bacon,
Em C
I'm not fakin',
C D
Gatesy: I'm making a statemen',
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I'm Kevin Bacon!