Key: F
Introduction:
A D
Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong.
F#m
I feel like a limp little kite in the wind,
B
The way she pulls me along.
A D
She takes my money (money),she eats all my food.
F#m
She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal,
B
Than she had breakfast with another dude.
D
Well, I don't know why I love her so.
E
I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door.
D
I can't explain what she is doing to me,
E (one strum)
A D
I gotta say that this lady's crazy,
F#m B
She's always treating me like I'm acting shady.
A D
And lately it's even getting threatning,
F#m B
She wants to keep me in my room, or inside suspension.
A D
"Or else I'm gonna kick you out!"
Gm B
I'm like "Baby, I'm the one who owns this house"
A D F#m B
T: She's mean, Yeah my girl is mean.
A D
L: She is a type i've seen in a terrible dream,
F#m B
She is crazy like a female Charlie Sheen.
A D F#m B
T: She is mean, Yeah my girl is mean.
A D
L: She is like a little Hulk that never turned green,
F#m B
She must feed on the souls of ......
A D
Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong.
F#m
I feel like a limp little kite in the wind,
B
The way she pulls me along.
A D
She takes my money (money),she eats all my food.
F#m
She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal,
B
Than she had breakfast with another dude.
D
Well, I don't know why I love her so.
E
I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door.
D
I can't explain what she is doing to me,
E A
She gives me an itch but it starts with a B.