Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong.
I feel like a limp little kite in the wind,
The way she pulls me along.
She takes my money (money),she eats all my food.
She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal,
Than she had breakfast with another dude.
Well, I don't know why I love her so.
I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door.
I can't explain what she is doing to me,
E (one strum)
I gotta say that this lady's crazy,
She's always treating me like I'm acting shady.
And lately it's even getting threatning,
She wants to keep me in my room, or inside suspension.
"Or else I'm gonna kick you out!"
I'm like "Baby, I'm the one who owns this house"
T: She's mean, Yeah my girl is mean.
L: She is a type i've seen in a terrible dream,
She is crazy like a female Charlie Sheen.
T: She is mean, Yeah my girl is mean.
L: She is like a little Hulk that never turned green,
She must feed on the souls of
Well, my girlfriend's mean. She always treats me wrong.
I feel like a limp little kite in the wind,
The way she pulls me along.
She takes my money (money),she eats all my food.
She drank all the milk that I left for my cereal,
Than she had breakfast with another dude.
Well, I don't know why I love her so.
I wanna give her a kiss, but she is slamming the door.
I can't explain what she is doing to me,
She gives me an itch but it starts with a B.