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Introduction:
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Scod: All right.
One, two, you know what to do!
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Tripod: Just listen to a geek and,
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You can turn your life around.
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We're your shining beacon,
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You can seek us out before you run aground.
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Throw your Gatorade away, my sporty friend.
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Pizza boxes are the order of the day.
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It's \"Geek Eye for the Jock Guy\".
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Gatesy: Welcome back to \"Geek Eye for the Jock Guy\". Last week,
we showed Max, the star ??? for covert pistons, how to
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Tripod: It's \"Geek Eye for the Jock Guy\".
Yon: Ah, quantum theory's my speciality. Oh, I also have a doctorate in
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Tripod: It's \"Geek Eye for the Jock Guy\".
Gatesy: Let's meet our jock for the week. Davin. He's a goal keeper for the... rugby.
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Y & S: This week is a challenge,
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For our rag-tag fleet of nerds.
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Did you just spot that that's a quote,
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From Battlestar Galactica?
Scod: Did you spot the reference, Davin?
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Gatesy: (Tearfully) Just listen to a geek and,
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You can turn your life around.
Gatesy: I can't believe this.
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Gatesy: We're your shining beacon,
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You can seek us out before you run aground.
Scod: You've done your family proud, mate.
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Gatesy: (Sobbing) Throw your Gatorade... my friend...
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... Pizza boxes are the..I can't go on!.
Gatesy: (Dissolves into sobbing)
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Y & S: It's \"Geek Eye for the Jock Guy\"...
Gatesy: (Sobbing) Bastards...