Key:
Introduction:
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Bestiality may be a fun thing to do
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But I have to a warning to say unto you:
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With almost all animals, you&rsquo ll have ball
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But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
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Or roger a rhino if you&rsquo re ready for bruising,
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Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
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But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
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If you choose the cheetah you may have to run.
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You can fondle the fleas at the flea-market stall,
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But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
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They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
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The stickles and prickles will maul and appall
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
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And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
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Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
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But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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If you meet Nanny Ogg just remember to thank her
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For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre.
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And remember to caution your poor foreign guest
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Il Porcupino Nil Sodomy Est!
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You can bugger a bat if you hang upside down,
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You can hump with a whale but there's a chance you might drown,
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You can try with a dragon but the risk is not small
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Oh, the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The quills on his back are so awfully thick
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They&rsquo ll poke perforations all over your prick.
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There&rsquo s nowhere to aim when he&rsquo s curled in a ball
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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You can root with a wombat right here in Australia
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But don&rsquo t be alarmed by our odd mammalia
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You didn&rsquo t think our beasts would be friendly didya?
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You&rsquo ve never know pain till you&rsquo ve shagged an echidna.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.