Key: Eb
Introduction: Eb Eb Db Bb Gb Eb Db Bb Gb Eb Db Bb Gb Eb Db Bb E
Eb
Listening to the muzak, hearin' people scream
Eb
Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines
Ab
With a toothache
Gb Eb
This is it pal, root canal
Eb
My molars are impacted, I'm gettin' gum disease
Eb
I'm gonna need some fillings, got twelve cavities
Ab
Can you help me?
Gb Eb
Have mercy, doctor please
Bb Ab E Gb
My teeth are a fright
Bb Ab E Gb
Got a huge overbite
Bb Ab
Numb me
E Gb
Drill me
Bb Ab
Floss me
E Gb Eb
Bill me
Eb
You jab at my nerve endings, it's driving me insane
Eb
Just give me nitrous oxide, shoot me up with Novocaine
Ab Gb
Help me out here, 'cause I'm in severe
Eb
Pain
Bb Ab E Gb
Please stop for a bit
Bb Ab E Gb
Now let me rinse and spit
Bb Ab
Numb me
E Gb
Drill me
Bb Ab
Floss me
E Gb Eb
Bill me
Eb
You validate my parking, I think that I'm okay
Eb
But you make one more appointment for a week from Saturday
Ab
'Cause you came upon
Gb Eb
A little problem on my x-ray Oy vey
Bb Ab E Gb
It's getting absurd
Bb Ab E Gb
Well, I hope I'm insured now
Bb Ab
Numb me
E Gb
Drill me
Bb Ab
Floss me
E Gb Eb
Bill me