Key: D
Introduction:
D F#m
You don' t always have to fuck her hard
Em A
In fact sometimes that' s not right ... to do
D F#m
Sometimes you gotta make some love
Em A
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
Bm G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm G
Sometimes you got to say please
D A
Sometimes you got to say hey:
D F#m
I' m gonna fuck you .... softly
Em A
I' m gonna screw you gently
D F#m
I' m gonna hump you.... sweetly
Em A
I' m gonna ball you ... discreetly
Bm G
And then you say, Hey I brought you flowers
D A
And then you say, Wait a minute Sally!
Bm G Em
I think I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me?
A
That' s fuckin' teamwork!
D F#m
What' s your favorite posish?
Em A D
That' s cool with me, it' s not my favorite but I' ll do it for you
F#m
What' s your favorite dish?
Em A
I' m not gonna cook it but I' ll order it from Zanzibar!
Bm G
And then I' m gonna love you completely
D A
And then I' ll fuckin' fuck you discreetly
Bm G
And then I' ll fuckin' bone you completely
D
But then...
Em A C G D
I' m gonna fuck you haaaaaaaaaard
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Bb C D
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!!!!