Key: E
Introduction: E
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To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire
Instead of being subjected to this,
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Well, blame your partner direct that flack at your partner
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Though yes, I?ll accept I?m the focus of your ire.
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Gail and Sonya have gone down town on a hen night
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And they won?t be back until daylight, one assumes.
verse 2
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This is like a dream you?ve dreamed you?d dream about one night
This is where you never want to be,
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Hold your horses we might play one you?ll relate to
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A song you could even gyrate to in a while.
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Ooh baby ? sue the dating agency maybe
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They should have sent you Robert of Blaby, in his Merc (Blaby?s in Leicestershire).
Intro
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Home sweet home Facebook, Gogglebox, wine
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Who?s Stuart Boam, and why?s he swimming in brine?
verse 3
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Yes, of course I realise now we?re not your cup of tea
Even worse it?s late and you?re still here,
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Mine?s a pint of Thatcher?s Entirely Blameless
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And we shall forever be nameless, you and I.
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Gail and Sonya, I think may have played a joke on ya
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So by way of small consolation I decree: ? your ordeal is over here.