Key: D
Introduction:
D A
Right now you are down and out
G
and feeling really crappy
D A
And when I see how sad you are
G E
It sort of makes me... Happy!
G A
Sorry, Buddy, human nature-
D E
Nothing I can do!
G A
It's... Schadenfreude!
G A D
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.
D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls
G
Straight-A students getting Bs?
A
Exes getting STDs!
D
Waking doormen from their naps!
E
Watching tourists reading maps!
G
Football players getting tackled!
A
CEOs getting shackled!
D
Watching actors never reach
E
The ending of their oscar speech!
G E
Schadenfreude!
G E
Schadenfreude!
D G
Schadenfreude!
D G
Schadenfreude!
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!