Key: G
Introduction:
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We've just been performing a guerilla gig
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In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
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Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
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But still they cried like girls
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Road signs on our country lanes may
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Not be what they seem
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Asparagus next left who says
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"I've been up stream"
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Going down there for plum tomatoes
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It's not a good idea
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For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
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'Bottomless perdition'
Riff A
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When the club versus country dispute arose
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Small children were trampled in the exodus
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We all knew someone at primary school
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Who had a really powerful magnet
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New potatoes this a way an
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Arrow points innocently
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Dirt track to a darker place that's
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What it says to me
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Last chance for hanging baskets
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There even giving you clues
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Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
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Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO
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Whatever happened to the plumber's van
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Humble amateur transit van
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Vans have become ridiculous with their
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Strategies and logistics
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Veer soon for marmalade I
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Don't think so Joe
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And why are the tractors turning
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We really ought to know
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So stay alert minor roads
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Remember Phyllis ...
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Ooh, rhubarb let's go
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She's still not been accounted for