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Introduction: Eb Gm Dm F
Eb
No part of me's blank, I'm really ink obsessed
It's like an art show the moment that I get undressed
Gm
At every job interview, they're just so impressed
Cause I got all my ex-wives on my chest
Dm
Over here is Clay Aiken, there's a side of bacon
And a minotaur pillow fighting with Satan
F
Next to Hello Kitty and a zombie ice-skating
Wait... It's Ronald Reagan
Eb
I got these dragons, I got these dolphins
Gm
All inscribed on me indelibly, I've had bad reactions
Bad infections, even hepatitis C
Dm
My friends think that I need therapy
Maybe some laser surgery
F
For the flaming goat skull on my knee
Knee, knee, knee, knee (hey...)
Eb
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
Gm
And I've got some space here, on the side of my face here
Dm
For another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
F
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Eb
No, I'm not high (high), I'm really okay (okay)
Gm
I just love these scribbles (haha), that won't go away
Dm
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
F
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Eb
Yes, there were a few
I got from a losing a bet
Gm
I misspelled a word or two
Still there's nothing I regret
Dm
My shopping trips are no sweat
There's never stuff I forget
F
Check out this rad Boba Fett
He's playing clarinet!
Eb
Beautiful tats (yeah), all over my back! (all over)
Gm
And what the heck (haha), there's still room on my neck (waa)
Dm
I'll get another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
F
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Eb
I don't know why (why), but every day (day)
Gm
Whenever folks see me, they just back away
Dm
I got another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
F
Another tattoo, baby! (noth-noth-noth-nother tattoo, babe)
Noth-nother tattoo
Eb
OWW!
Gm
Dehh... Okay, right there by my elbow, see?
Dm
Yeah, I got a couple of square inches left
F
Uhhh.. Maybe a squid or a tarantula or something
I dunno, surprise me