Yuriko, Yuriko, I know you're feeling pretty low now
'Cause your boyfriend's run away to Tokyo to be a skateboard pro.
If he was a little younger, he might have well stood a chance there,
but as it is, he's more likely to fall on the tracks.
Would it make you happy or sad?
To hear that he's living in Yoyogi Park?
Would it make you smile or scream?
To hear that he's failed to conquer his dream?
Yuriko, Yuriko, I know you've had a big blow now
'Cause your fiance's run away and all he's left behind are bills to pay.
If you were a little younger, you might have well chased after
but as it is your more likely to dwell on the past.
REPEAT Chorus
Yuriko if you were a little younger
Yuriko if you were a little younger
Would it make you smile or scream?
To hear that he's failed to conquer his dream?
Would it make you happy or sad?
Would it make you happy or sad?
Would it make you happy or sad?