You are some gumshoe
You just don't think well
It's my Phantom Troope
You can go straight to hell!
Is your mouth lonely
With one foot in there?
Crow, your brain only
Holds thoughts I put in there
Just what you are I'll spell out
You are a phantom pain
One speck of lint that fell out
The last time that I picked my brain
You are so jealous
Of my track record
Joker, do tell us
Your feeble hack record
Your weak knees brand you
Soft and unstable
One small threat and you
Fold like a card table
You drool at my deductions
You're just starting when I'm done
You craft your own destruction
Your sword is no match for my gun
You're nothing
Without me!
A no one who'd go undefined
You wouldn't exist
You'd never be missed
I tell you, you're out of your mind!
A showoff!!
A blowhard!!
You're equal parts hot air and gall!!
And no one would doubt me
Without me you're nothing at all!!!
You are so thick, you
Eat, breathe, sleep fiction
I'm your meal ticket
Knee-deep in cheap fiction
You're in my plot
I'm still your creator
I call each shot
I'm your private dictator
You gloating ignoramus!
You haven't any shame
Hey!! I'm a famous shamus
And most people don't know your name
Is it Ren? Or is it Akira?
Or does the player just sort of, make it up!?!?
You're nothing
Without me!
Without me, you'd just disappear
Right into thin air
And no one would care
Or notice you ever were here!!
A puppet!
An upstart!
A loser who's destined to fall!!
I'm everything you always wanted to be
Let's deal with the issue:
You wish you were me!
You're nothing without me
Without me, you're nothing at all!!!