It's so hard to have a conversation with you
It's not what you say or what you do
You're my real good friend yes that I must admit
That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah, I had to say it
Got something to say
And then you go and spray it
I got a dry-cleaning bill and
I'm gonna make you pay it
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk
Well, at the office party
Now the only friends you have
Are on Facebook and on MySpace
They all talk behind your back
'Cause it's the only dry place
You were so excited at the game
When Jeter had a triple
Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples
You spit when you talk