You make me wanna slam my head against the wall, You make me do the limbo
You make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mall, You make me watch the Gong Show
There's really something kinda strange about you, baby, But I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me, You make me, You make me, That's what you do to me
You make me wanna hide a weasel in my shorts, You make me wanna phone home
You make me wanna write a dozen book reports, Then pack myself in Styrofoam
Sometimes you make me want to build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
You make me, You make me, You make me, That's what you do to me
That's what you do, That's what you do, That's what, what you do to me
You make me wanna hang out in a trailer park, Then take my hamster to the beach
You make me wanna do my laundry in the dark, And use a recommended bleach
When I'm with you I don't know whether I should study neurosurgery or go to see the Care Bears movie
You make me, You make me, You make me, That's what you do to me
That's what you do, That's what you do, That's what, what you do to me
That's what you do to me That's what you do to me That's what you do to me!!!!
You make me wanna break the laws of time and space, You make me wanna eat pork
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, Then remove 'em with a pitchfork
You know there's something quite unusual about you, but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it
You make me, You make me, You make me, That's what you do to me
That's what you do, That's what you do, That's what, what you do to me
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