verse 1
It's February, the day?s fourteen
But from the look on your face
You don't know what that means
Don't even try it, don't try to deny it
You forgot it was Valentine?s Day
verse 2
You tried to scramble and whip something up
But your balloons say ?Happy Birthday?
Your card says ?Mazel Tov?
There?s no mistaking, don't bother faking
You forgot it was Valentine?s Day
I bought you a sweater and baked you some cupcakes
And put on some nice lingerie
You gave me your iPod and the cash in your pockets
And a USA Today
(And it wasn?t even from today it was from an old hotel)
You said you made plans but it didn?t seem right
When we went to Olive Garden at 11:15 at night
Your reservation should be in quotations
You forgot about Valentine?s Day
OUTRO
I know I'm angry
But later I?ll be fine
You're just a moron
But at least you're mine
And you can bet I?ll never let you forget
When you forgot about Valentine?s Day