Well, who wipes me off when I get gravy on my shirt
And who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt
And who?d make love with me on satin sheets or in the dirt
You babe, you're my bestest friend
Who take me home when I get too drunk to dance
And who comes down and bails me out when I get in a jam
And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am
And who rubs my back when no one else could give a damn
You babe, you're my bestest friend
Solo