I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated
Soda, S-O-D-A soda.
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log,
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said:
Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green,
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand,
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand,
Oh my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Well I left home just a week before,
And I never ever been a Jedi before.
But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
So I used the Force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
While I stood on my head,
But I won't forget what Yoda said:
He said: "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."
Oh, my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But, remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed,
Oh, my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess.
But I know that I'll be coming back some day,
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray.
The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh, with my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.
Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda.